I would call this guy the Zoolander of nightclub owners- a parody of a parody of all of their worst qualities, so easy to mock that one feels almost badly mocking him- but that would be an insult to Zoolander.
http://nymag.com/daily/food/2008/07/post_9.html
I mean, at least the latter's admittance of his inability to ambi-turn endeared us to his flaws.
p.s. I give this guy 2 months to start dating any one of the following: Sienna Miller, Leelee Sobieski, Mary Kate Olsen.
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This is why I'm a fucking misanthropic prick. This is why people should not procreate.
I couldn't agree more.
Unless, that is, we're talking about my future spawn; in which case they're going to be fluent in Latin, kind to strangers, and impossibly cute.
Stranger danger, girl! Let us not forget the PAs of our youth!
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