Boy with box of Overpriced M&M's: Help support my highschool basketball team. They're only $2!
Girl #2: What high school do you go to? Are you accredited?
Boy with box of Overpriced M&M's: Hell yeah. I go to -Muffled coughing- High.
Girl: I've never heard of -muffled coughing- High myself.
Girl # 2: If you can show me a school ID or something I'd be happy to buy your M & M's. I just don't think you go to highschool. Do you have a registration form or something?
Boy with box of Overpriced M&M's: A registration form? Aww shit man, is this chick for real?
The Big D (pictured above): Listen kid. Fuck the M & M's. Got any blow?
Boy with box of Overpriced M&M's: Oh yeah, I got all types of sugar. 100 for G. This shit's Purrrrrrra mayn. Purrrrrr.
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