GM: Bartender! I'll take two shots of the cheapest tequila you have.
Girl: Sorry, he meant 2 shots of patron.
GM: It's a recession, Sugar. I can't make it rain like I used to.
Girl: I think your newly depleted net worth can spare me some Patron.
GM: Just close your eyes- it will all taste the same.
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