Annoying as hell French fashion blogger-slash-freelance illustrator (now there's a mouthful for a profession that almost certainly yields no cashola) Garance Dore took this photo of a baby... at Fashion Week. And posted it on her fashun-y street style blog.

I'm going to give you a second to let that set in.

If the cray cray look in this poor bebe's eyes and the handwoven artisinal wizard hat weren't enough to scare the bejeezus out of you- look closer: her nails are motherfucking painted.

I'll bet some poor Korean in Soho had to expertly apply that shit too.

Kids in New York are fucked.

Oh damn, hold up, here's another one:



Bish PLEASE. Every striving young "Gallerina" from Connecticut was carrying that purse at Brinkley's Saturday night.

All I'm saying is, tell your stylist to up her game.