To my bitches, hos, friends and foes.

Gosh I have missed you. SO much. It took me a year and a half's hiatus.

Wherein i dared to stop being funny and start getting REAL.

Where life took me on travels and adventures far from home and ones as close as my bedroom.

But the current of sweet life continued in a blizzard of activity - the grind, the parties, the rushes of happiness and activity and grave offenses and laughing it all off with close friends during walks through garbage filled streets and breathtaking parks- and oh the funnies how they continued to roll.

But it was a string of three bad dates, this past week alone, that have really brought me back to the fold. To you, my lovely fans. All 2.5 of you. You deserve to hear these stories. You deserve some Girl in your life.

Gosh I fucking missed you.

Get ready to have some fun.