Are you there readers? It's me, Girl.

I haven't forgotten about you.

I was informed this morning that I hadn't written a post in 16 days (16 days!). (Neither have my lazy as shit co-authors I might add, my dear Thomas Crown). At any rate, I apologize for this. The thing is, I know my readers. You are so sidelined by my-slash-our brilliance that you forget there is actually stuff going on in the world, like the election of our NEXT GREAT LEADER (or our next octogenarian Republican scary war-monger, depending on where your leanings lean). And so I felt it was necessary to sacrifice myself in order to remove one more distraction from your ADD/ADHD/General Pill-Popping lives, in the hopes that you would, you know, think about shit, and get out there and Rock the Motherfucking Vote tomorrow.

The time has come.

When I-slash-we come back to post again, I hope it will be in the Dawn of a New Era.

Me lob you lon tinnne,
Girl