Yes, there are many portions of this fuzzy drug addled tale that I identify with; waking up to obscenely aggressive alarms, a propensity for red meat and even stronger drinks, an intolerance of dumbly vague text messages.
But I have something to say about this little entry:
10 p.m.: Licking his face and nibbling his earlobe like he is a hamburger. Totally outrageous. I'm already practically dragging him out by his Hermès tie.
And it's this; It is my firm belief that ties were created not for the formality of the workplace but for the utter enjoyent we derive from using them as playthings.
In other words: Work. That. Ish. Practically is never as good as Actually.
Ever Yours,
Girl
P.S. My obscene apologies for having been absent for so long, but I promise to regain my inspiration if for your benefits only- yes anal, I'm talking to you in particular.
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2 comments:
Spanks girl, hope to see more soon!
Just a word though, as Hermes and other designer ties usually look at lot nicer actually around one's neck, and perform substantially better when used in such a way.
For activities you've described (or alluded to as it were) here are far better suited to a Department store-type tie, might I suggest Century 21?
Not to sound cheap, but no reason to spend $180 on a silk tie that you're going to ruin in the midst of carnal pleasures. Especially since the chi-chi designer ties often tend to fail when you need them most, if you get my drift...apparently like many other luxury items, they're not made for practicality...
If you ever need to illustrate a time in which you added value, look no further than this comment.
Cheers
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